Hanzel

The fuckboi who cant say ‘r’. He is very ugly and is dogshit

Hanzel: Hey Ryan
ryan: did u just say lion?

by Pseudonym lmao April 18, 2018

Hazel

Girl who obsesses over Cleaning, likes baking cupcakes and is a Tank when drinking.

Guy 1 "dude, shes such a hazel!"
Guy 2 "why?"
Guy 1 "She came over with cupcakes, Cleaned the whole house while completely smashed."

by Famenake February 8, 2010

Hazel

A Sweet girl, she will do everything for her boyfriend just to get heartbroken. She is funny and very nice. she will always confront you if you mess with her friends. She will listen to your problems and not talk about her own. probably depressed and has anxiety, covers up her problems.

John: You see that That's my Girlfriend Hazel!!

Joe: she's so sweet!

by Majssj October 17, 2020

Stark Raving Hazelnut

A fictional Ice cream flavour mentioned in avengers infinity war

It was made by Ben and Jerry’s, names after tony stark

Yeah well I was trying to cut down on lactose but then Ben and Jerry’s named a flavour after me

Stark raving hazelnut

by Willeth Slatter April 10, 2019

hazel ann

A very lovable friend. She likes to play with the boys feelings but she never wants commitments.

Hazel Ann is very pretty but she never had a boyfriend before

by Lysam June 9, 2021

hazelnut steamer

A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.

Oh man, Khoa just gave me a hazelnut steamer last night and it smelled like taro.

by Jose Robert September 29, 2006

hazel

hazel is ALWAYS high

hazel is such a crackhead

by gurl73839 December 31, 2019