Grump

To take from, either Violently, Sexually, or Passively

1. Im gonna grump that bitches V-card tonight when shes wasted.
2. Im gonna go grump some fresh chipolte
3. Im going to grump your life on Call of Duty 4.

by fresh grundle December 15, 2008

grumplefuck

One who grumples often.

Man, that guy Dan is a grumplefuck.

by Auntie Pigtails July 27, 2009

grump

A poo that requires a minimum of 10 wipes or 6 wipes + 1 cottonelle.

Oh man, i gotta get to the bathroom and grump before Im sittin in a puddle of mud.

by JGLOW June 19, 2009

grumplestiltskin

n. the act of passing out on the toilet while taking a dump.

After drinking a case of Moosehead, Evon took a grumplestiltskin and was awakened the next morning by his startled roommate.

by jj bizzippo May 2, 2008

grumpies

1. An imaginary disease that causes one to be uncontrollably emotional.

2. A word used when you can't excuse your bitchy behavior with "I'm PMSing" because you used it a week and a half ago.

I'm sorry I snapped at you today, I just have a bad case of the grumpies.

by Evelynne December 29, 2007

grumpin

grumpin is the slang term for actively making yourself grumpy(to the extreme)

grumpin comes about while talking to Asians about big trucks, and fast cars (besides Toyota MR-2's)

by Bryan Harving November 4, 2007

Grumper

Any toilet, outhouse or fecal collecting area.

Drew just laid a lincoln log in Cab's grumper.

by Phartman February 28, 2013