Goon

A ridiclulous irritating and mind numbingly annoying person, who embarks on acts of sheer stupidity

Dude stop being a goon

Duke: Im gona rob a bank with a banana
Carmen dradel: Stop bein such a frickin goon

Verb: to goon: Im gona goon that party, y'alls gona be gooning tonight?
noun: Thats pure goonage
Adj: Goon

by Miami boysssss May 25, 2009

Goon

A terrible hockey player who's sole purpose is to fight and run people into the boards.

Man, he is such a goon

by AWindian October 19, 2012

Gooned

the state of being a goon (jeff)

John : bruh jeff you are such a goon. Get gooned.

by Goon the goon November 2, 2021

Goon

A goon is best defined as a person taking part in activities such as jumping, yelling and imitated sexual acts. Goons often commit these atrocities in public and bring embarrassment to themselves and others. Other characteristics of goons include excessive genitalia exposure, over-excitement concerning video games, and friendly relationships with parents, occasionally to the point of desired intimate contact. You can accurately distinguish a goon from a normal person by their laugh as well as their indifference to the apparent disgust surrounding them.

Goon: Lets Play HALO!
Goons: YEA! At your house though, b/c your mom is HOT!

Goon: Get HER!
GWNALINE : HELP MEEE

Goon: EE EE EE EE

Goon: *teabags sleeping friend

by xXSCUMXx September 15, 2009

Goon

A bag-in-box beverage dispensing unit

I smashed the box, ripped out the goon bag, blew it up and slept on it.

by Hammock Sways October 5, 2011

Goon

a) A group of men who terrorize Great Neck North with a swag that no Gremlin or Goblin can match.

a) The groups of goons, goblins and gremlins went out, while Ben Sed was stuck at home watching Sammy and Raphi.

b) The goons were challenged by the group of goblins led by Jacob Tal, but were obviously no match

by GoonzToGoblinz January 3, 2011

Goon

Someone who is silly/goofy and just acts out of the norm. Usually associated with shorter girls of Latin decent. Also the term was coined by A.J. Kelly a dashing gentlemen of the highest class and swag.

Friend 1: Valeria is so weird
Friend 2: Ya for sure brah she's a Goon!

by Swagmaster Flash420 December 17, 2013