meeting gemma

the well known method of telling the group that you are going for a wank without actually saying the words "masturbate furiously"

Liam: Alrite crew, Im going meeting gemma
Rory: Sure u are Liam, meeting gemma eh?!!
Liam: (Storms off and mentions something about candy asses)
Lads: He's gone wanking like peter on the dole

---a few moments later in a toilet cubicle---
Liam: fap fap fap

by shlonginator October 14, 2007

Gemma

She is the best friend you could ever wish for. She is kind, funny, amazing, beautiful, and incredible in every way. You are very lucky if you have a Gemma in your life. They normally have blond hair and are quite small. They like gymnastics and are very sporty. You are very lucky if you know a Gemma.

Gemma is the best friend you could ever have

by blm12 June 4, 2020

Gemma

Gemma is a quiet/ shy person who doesn't speak much, so if you are her friend, consider yourself lucky as she does not open up to many people. She is quiet because she stutters when she talks and gets embarrassed easily. Gemma has a tough life, but she doesn't like to speak about it. Throughout her life, Gemma had developed a hard shell around her heart and hates most people or just the world in general. Although if you are nice to her/ her friend, then she will always be there for you no matter what, stand up for you or even finish your fight. But don't mess up your relationship with her, or she'll probably never forgive you, just ignore you because she doesn't like to display her feelings.

Person 1: (whispers) 'ewww look at her clothes.'
.............(aloud) haha, 'hi Gemma, I like your clothes. Where'd you get them from?'
Person 1 friends: laugh
Gemma: " oh, really? Hahaha. Fuck you bitches!"

by Ging Gong August 31, 2019

Gemma

Absolutely perfect. Every girl is jealous because they know she can take their man. Can be confused with a whale at times as she's obviously the size of 5 houses. Big booty that all guys love to wank over. If you ever find yourself to be lucky enough to be close to a Gemma, Keep her in your life.

Guy- " I have a girlfriend that treats me like a gemma"
Guys friend- "omg jealous"
Guy- "Yeah but I'm gunna treat her like shit"

by cbdbvhbcbehfcuiehjcvdjd December 9, 2019

Iced Gems

refers to a younger twin often referred to as Andy, prone to outbursts of tourette's while on a unicycle wishing he was the older called often referred to as Simon who has one leg shorter than the other antd hitherto will never be able to ride a unicycle but will still be cooler than his twin

hey you're an iced gems Andy

by shorty12345 January 16, 2013

gemsee

A women who is a good friend, but can turn on you really fast. Will text you when she is bored. Is shy but when you get to know her she is a awesome person. Tends to have many guy friends. Likes to play sports but is very lazy and would rather be at home drinking Green tea or eat ice cream and petting a cat.

Person:Hey, do you want to go get ice cream.
Gemsee:K, yeah let's go

by JoshR5657 August 30, 2016

gemstoned

Being high af whilst admiring valuable gemstones

Bro I caught Sandra in the jewelry store and she was completely gemstoned

by Spencer's July 15, 2017