feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

ur species feces

THe worst thing to say. You can banish someone to the dark dimension with this insult. beats all other ur insults

Joe: Ur mom gay
Dave: Ur species feces
Joe: is banished to the dark dimension, where his face is burnt off by a demon

by dicckc-succ May 21, 2018

feces funnel

Another word for asshole.

That joker is a real feces funnel

by Joker Jr December 19, 2022

ur species eat feces

Worse than your genus suck penus. Not to be taken lighlty. Instantly vaporizes victim and family, into oblivion where not even god himself could save them.

Denier of holocaust: i can't be real there's no way that many Jews could've died.
Me: shut up, ur species eat feces

* Instantly has brain anuerism and collapses to floor and succumbs to seizure*

by Meime lurd May 11, 2018

The Feces Slip

The feces slip is when a girl or guy gets fucked in the ass so fucking hard, the ring muscle holding their anus bursts. This allows for their warm puddy like shit to slowly drop down their leg in a muddy mess. Usually performed by a priest, he sticks his cock so far in that the organs can no longer hold and fucking fall out with the shit on the cement floor. God watches this and jerks off into a bowl and then sprinkles it on the earth, forming rain. This is how rain is formed, ass fucked God cum. After the shit slips out, the person then slowly picks it up and smears it on the priests face. The Indians used to do this back in the old fuckin days to make rain for there crops and fertilize the fields. Watch out, cause as the feces be slipping gods cum be alllll over yo damn face.

Gunty; YO MY ASS CANT HOLD MY SHIT ANYMORE

runtle; YOU MUST HAVE HAD the feces slip

Gooch; FUCK.... GOD BE CUMMIN

by goochy goochy December 4, 2019

rhysie feces

When your feces looks like Rhys Liddell Pickle

Mum get me the toilet paper I've got rhysie feces

by Bumholecheese October 28, 2020

Feces

Basically, poop n' shit.

"Eww, what's that smell?"
"I pooped my pants. It smells like feces."

by Sir_Busington October 15, 2019