missouri lap-dance

This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water

Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.

by jihad massoud October 14, 2011

san francisco lap dance

When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.

My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.

by drizzamed June 23, 2016

Dranker

One who participates in binge drinking; a heavy alcohol consumer. Usually drinks to the point of obliteration 3+ days of the week.

Person A: "Yo, you know know the kids who live across the hall?"
Person B: "Yeeah, those guys are DRANKERS."

"You tryin' to DRANK?"

by TheHOMan October 8, 2011

Dance

Dance is an artistic sport that combines music and movement to tell a story or show an emotion. The music give the power to connect the movement to something withing the dancer.

Dance is not something that "99.9 % of heterosexual men hate to do". Dance can be done by everybody, regardless of gender or sexual preference. It is as demanding as football is, and the injuries are about the same.

Without feeling, dance is exercise.

by LeonWolftail July 17, 2012

dance card

the expression "dance card" is often used metaphorically, as when someone says "pencil me into your dance card," meaning "find some time to spend with me."

Among the polyamorous, a person's "dance card" is their set of romantic/sexual partners. "How full is his dance card?" means "Is he open to more relationships?"

How full is his dance card?

Pencil me into your dance card.

by AK Rowdy March 20, 2008

Rain Dance

The act of female cumming, or squirting

Jake- Dude she did the rain dance for me.

Jeff- Dude that's sweet!

by Jdude1234 February 6, 2014

Sam's Dance Troupe

A dance company from California. The team is very well known throughout the Bay Area, especially the Castro. There has been recent controversy whether the team is overly sexually explicit and whether its members are homosexual. Also referred to as SDT.

Last weeks I saw those nukkas get owned by Sam's Dance Troupe at the dance off.

by Kwun-Phite Lock July 22, 2008