Diabetes

When your Dieing to beat the sugar tease disease

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by Audrey Pearson September 11, 2022

Diabetes

Commonly found in brown Bears, but in recent years the discovery was made that Diabetes lives in humans commonly named Isaiah. Without treatment, you could become a raging alcoholic.

“Diabetes? Oh, Isaiah’s disease”

by Purdyballz December 2, 2022

Diabetes

A disease commonly found in brown bears. In recent years the discovery of this disease has a loose connection to humans, the most common connections are men from the Pacific Northwest region of Washington state. Custer WA, has almost been a breeding ground for this disease. The most affected are men between the ages of 21-29 named Isaiah. This disease has been well documented in the cryptic name “Isaiah’s disease” so it’s kept under the radar of the government.

“Diabetes? Oh, you mean Isaiah’s disease”

by Purdyballz December 2, 2022

Diabetes girls

2 big girls between the ages of 18-16 years old that are fat and look like they have diabetes.

Omgggg sista look at them diabetes girls !

by anonymous January 28, 2023

diabetes

Can be used to define anything that has sugar or carbohydrates, especially if it has a lot.

Person 1: Here we have a nice bottle of ketchup, perfect as a sauce for dishes or the many other ways one may use it.

Person 2: How much sugar does it have per serving?

Person 1: 4 grams of sugar per tablespoon (17g).

Person 2: That’s almost 1/4 of the bottle as sugar! Literal diabetes.

by aao84 August 4, 2023

Diabetes Delight

An item with a fuck ton of sugar inside of it, usually candy or soda

CaseOh gets a diabetes delight every time he orders a meal from McDonald’s that could feed a large African village.

by Marker000 July 21, 2024

Dadabetes

A condition wherein a parent wants to be seen as “cool” by their child/ren and/or their child/ren’s friends, especially if their child/ren is/are teenaged, and they try way too hard and just come off as desperate. Additionally, any pathetic adult who wants to impress kids/teens, or any older person wanting to impress younger people and be thought of as “cool” has dadabetes. The current trend of Gen Xers trying to gain “cred” by listing all the (supposedly) hardcore things they went through is a perfect example of dadabetes in action

All these aging pretentious Gen Xers on Tik Tok saying they’re the toughest generation because they drank from the garden hose, is a desperate attempt for them to be seen as cool by Gens Z and Alpha; pure dadabetes

by Jeffersoncat July 29, 2024