trapped in the closet

only the best/worst soap opera in the world. A music video drama in 10 episodes, where R. Kelly sings the parts of all the characters. starts off with R.Kelly banging a woman (kind of too old to be believable), her husband coming home, him hiding in the closet, his phone going of, him getting pulled over by a cop who is doing the dirty with his wife, who he was introduced to by the buttbuddy of the gay pastor husband of the woman r.Kelly was cheating with.

me: have you seen trapped in the closet yet?
person: no, is that like a new movie or something?
me: they play it on BET when they play videos! its r.kelly's soap opera. you gotta see it.

by drunkballerina September 30, 2005

close my door

To cause someones virginity to be lost.
To pop the cherry. From a male to a female.

Cory closed Sam's door. She isn't a virgin anymore.

by julia6677555 June 25, 2005

clesed

A person who is burnt, is slow to react, non responsive, is unaware of surroundings and is sometimes too stupid to carry on intelligent conversation. A cles may often appear to be paralyzed or extremely close to sleep at all times.

He smoked a fat doublar and is in a permenantly clesed state.

by cles of narnia February 16, 2007

Close the shades

A variation of the term "shut up," meaning to stop making noise.

Person 1: Oh, I just love having the shades open! It brings in so much sunlight that way! Don't you just love it? I can't get enough of that sunlight! Oh, I tell ya, I-
Person 2: Dude, close the shades!

by Soupy March 15, 2009

closed-door policy

(noun)
The policy wherein the occupants of an office or room keep the door closed so as to limit the amount of annoying intrusions, which may consist of people wandering in or simply the to shut out the annoying noises that are made in the hall.

"Zach and Evan have a closed door policy after that girl came in and would not shut up."
"Dude, shut the door, closed-door policy!"

by page hall regulator January 12, 2010

Closet Fanboy

A fanboy who is ashamed to be enthusiastic and excited about a product or property because it makes them feel nerdy. Usually they gang up on the fanboys on blogs, reviews, and chat rooms.

The Closet Fanboys were out in full force today on Amazon hating the new Star Wars special edition Blu-ray release.

by carbonadam January 7, 2011

Closet Bitch

A person who appears to be a nice person, but in reality is a bitch. This person tends to talk about people behind their backs and screw people over whenever they have the opportunity. However, to the untrained eye, this person seems like an angel.

Marc - "Wow man, I thought your Jenny and I were really hitting it of at the party last night, she even gave me her number and told me we should hang out. But today I find out that she was telling everybody I was annoying her and being creepy and shit."

Mike - "Ya dude Jenny seems nice, but she's a closet bitch for sure."

by RiseAgainst53 October 25, 2010