Cluey

'kloo-ee' (adjective) A person who is clever, mentally quick and original. Also a person who is very perceptive, particularly in making smart remarks.

Howard is cluey, if you try to make a joke of him, prepare to be embarrassed!

by A. Schembri November 12, 2008

clueless

1) A person who partakes in an event of which they have no understanding, often having a negative impact upon others.

2) A person in need of meeting with a cluestick

Bob ran his own mailserver but never realised why his Internet connection suddenly became very slow.
Subsequently, Bob got very angry with people accusing him of spamming because no spam could ever come from his computer.

by beddo May 11, 2004

Cluer

a very uncommon last name, people who hold this last name often become frustrated becusaue they have to spell it out: 'clue' with an 'r' on the end.

1. my name is matt cluer. 'clue' with 'r' on the end you moron.

by lillysmells March 18, 2008

cluebait

Mostly used within support teams for UK ISPs to describe customer's who can't understand even the most basic instruction.

The opposite of Clueminatti

If clues were fish and you were a worm, you still couldn't catch one! You cluebait.

by Riocaz April 20, 2007

cluepon

A (figurative) coupon given to someone who needs a clue. The user of this terminology is implying the recipient is clueless regarding the subject.

"John doesn't even know how to use an Ipod. I told him he needed a cluepon and linked him to the Apple site."

by infi September 13, 2007

Clueless

Clueless is when someone has no idea whats going on, and a specific person comes to mind that fits this word/ definition perfectly...George W. Bush!

George W. Bush is the worst president of my time and the man not only is a retarded prick, but hes absolutely oblivious and clueless to what is going on. VOTE KERRY '04"

by B-Dizzle November 1, 2004

booze clues

When a woman suddenly and obviously stops drinking alcohol, causing you to figure out that she's pregnant.

Meredith always has a couple glasses of wine at parties, but the last two nights she's ordered a diet coke. Dude, she's dropping booze clues.

by tyleha July 6, 2015