Ceiling Octopus

(n.) A person who really loves to celebrate the oncoming of a new season.

(v.) The act of rolling a soda can into the street.

Sue: I can't wait for autumn!
Bill: Jeez, stop being such a ceiling octopus...

Martin: Hey man I'm bored.
Linda: How about we go and ceiling octopus for a little while?
Martin: Yeah that would be so cool!

by yourmom642 July 26, 2011

Celina

Basically the cutest, most beautiful but still sexiest and funniest girl in this universe. Synonyms: Esel

Celina just bit me, but it's Celina, so I like it

by halloichbineinpferd January 14, 2017

Celina

Celina is a french baby name and it means sky and heaven in Latin. Celina is better spelled than Selina.

"You should call your new baby girl Celina!"

by Cicicelinaas August 25, 2019

Grass Ceiling

Derived from glass ceiling, "grass ceiling" refers to the tendency of those who regularly use marijuana to have limited career opportunities. Unlike the glass ceiling, the grass ceiling is one that is bumped into by choice.

A: Todd has been here for six years and he's still just a fry cook? I'm surprised he hasn't risen higher.

B: The only time he "rises higher" is during his daily 4:20 appointment with Senator Blunt.

Mitch starts each day with a wake and bake at 7, and by 8 he is ready to deliver another lecture about the intricacies of star clusters and planetary orbits. He has broken the grass ceiling.

by Cee Mills January 17, 2013

Ceiling gang

People who type 1 message then edit it, so they stay on the ceiling, not the floor, where a new message is created thus making you floor gang that types new messages

Me: ceiling gang (edit: lets stay in the ceiling) (edit 2: hows school?)
Friend: yes ceiling gang (edit: yea sure lol) (edit 2: it sucks)
Guy 1: theyre doing it again.
Guy 2: looks like their chatting on the ceiling

by CowyTree June 3, 2020

Clingfilmed

The act of covering your computer screen with cling film then wanking off to porn, discharging your load onto the screen. Thus feeling closer to spunking onto a real woman.

I Clingfilmed to Rachel Starr last night, it really makes me feel like im getting some action with her too! I like to be included in things.

by Syndrome of a Down 666 October 3, 2011

ceiling inspector

a woman, usually a slut, who spends all their time on their back staring at the ceiling during sex. Indicative of a sexually lazy woman or one disinterested in their current partner.

Man, every time Sarah and I have sex, all she does is lay there like a ceiling inspector.

by rich0912 February 4, 2006