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love bite

A small cluster of split veins on the neck from sucking. Given by lovers during sex or make outs. Can cause the receiving person to moan.

The person who is going to give the love bite sucks on the neck until a golf ball-ish sized mark appears on the neck. Losers use their vacuum cleaners to give themselves love bites. Some people see love bites as a mark that the person carrying the mark is either a slut or the person carrying the mark's girlfriend is a slut. But it simply shows that you are in a strong and healthy relationship.
1. Robbie started off by kissing Kim's neck, then gave her a love bite.

2. I'm so sad. *sobs* I'm gonna go give myself a lovebite with the vacuum cleaner.
by paulmakespasties August 20, 2006
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Cow Bite

The act of making your hand like a cow's mouth and squeezing the life out of a victim's thigh. The signature move of Uncle Bill Swartz.
"OH MY GOD, it's SWARTZIE! He's got Mike in the inaugural family cow bite!!!"
by Steve Jantz December 25, 2007
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bite fail

when you bite through a burger or sandwich but there is something in the sandwich like a pickle or tomato that is harder to bite completely through and you wind up pulling sections of the sandwich out as you take the bite, hence the bite fail.
the bite fail left a mess on his shirt
by nonsuch61 July 11, 2010
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Goose Bite

When a male puts his fingers into a female's vagina and begins fingering her, meanwhile he clamps down on her pelvic region with his thumb imitating the bite of a goose.
Tiger Woods gave a mean goose bite to that hooker and now she is limping
by butt muskateer April 13, 2011
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Bite my shiny metal ass

(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)

Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!
by bender@iloveBender.com March 3, 2017
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you bite

A comeback to "you swallow" meaning the act of biting someone's dick. It's basically just constant comebacks saying what u do to someone's dick. "You suck" means sucking it ofc, "You swallow" means swallowing cum, and you bite means you bite da dick...
by DefenitionManInnit March 24, 2021
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Kyle bite

When someone takes too big of a bite of a shared dessert.
by King of Roma July 11, 2022
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