Bert

Code word for Danger as explained in the series "Friends"

Joey: Well, you wouldn't let me in, so I thought you were in trouble.

Chandler: Well, we're not.

Joey: But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our code word for danger!

Chandler: We don't have a code word.

Joey: We don't? We really should. From now on, 'Bert' will be our code word for danger.

by Emma79 December 21, 2014

bert mccracken

BERT McCRACKEN IS A GOD !!

by Jessie Lee September 6, 2003

Big Bertha

A prototype artillery piece used by the Germans in World War I to bombard Paris. Fired the largest shell in the world at the time, and more importantly had the longest range.

Bombs fell on Gay Paree

by Student-Athlete April 21, 2005

BEOTCH!

describes a person who is either your close friend or infact a beotch.

hey beotch! your like so good at make up!

hey beotch. i hate you.

by Saggatoriustitactagrandmemah March 21, 2009

bert mccracken

the lead vocalist of the used and epitomy of hot. writes amazing songs that make me want to cry. (the fact that he dated kelly osbourne doesn't take away from his hot bert essence. nothing can. sorry.)

you'll never find it if you're looking for it.

by rad April 18, 2005

bert mccracken

I met him and got to hug him. And he definately is one of the coolest people I have ever met!

funny, sexy, hot

by Lisa November 14, 2003

the beartrap

while giving a girl oral sex, upon orgasm, the girl tightens her tighs around your head similar to that of a beartrap

girl:ooo oooo oooooooo!
guy: easy baby your giving me the beartrap!

by changus May 16, 2008