bates

Someone who is beyond lazy and generally cares nothing for life.

person 1: "Hese done nothing but watch TV all day"
Person 2:"Init what a toser, hese a pure bates"

by lloyd90 October 1, 2007

Bates

To vomit in an uncontrollable fashion; often whilst sitting on the ground in the middle of a park, on a saturday night

Ewww she was batesing all over him last weekend

My hair had all this bates in it

Oh my god, shes so gross...it makes me want to bates!

by McBabe12 March 6, 2009

batastic

a male who is highly sexually appelaling, but has geek-like hobbies and habits.

Emily: "Wow, Corina, your new boyfriend sure is batastic."

Corina: "That's the way I like 'em."

by Braddmore Ulrrsson October 9, 2008

bates

can be used as either a noun or adjective, usually meaning someone who eats plastic and is subject to extreme homosexuality, likes lawn tractors and is the king of nig rigging

"Dude quit pullin a bates"
"Dude ur such a bates, get your hand out of my pants"

by Andy Colabella April 10, 2007

Batista

See definition for the word "steroids".

That Batista, he uses steroids.

by bastion booger August 25, 2005

bates

British slang

Being on ones-own. Shorter form of playground jibe 'Billy Bates, got no mates'. Referring to some imaginary character 'Billy Bates', who is too sad to have any friends.

Can refer to ones-self as 'being on my bates'. In other regions is just referred to as being 'Billy No Mates'

Example1: Look at Malcolm is playing on his own, arrrr, he's Billy Bates, got no mates!

Example2: I'll order a pizza tonight, I'm on my bates.

by BaiChocTuDou October 18, 2012

Bates

Bates: when more than 4 inches of one's ass crack is showing

Rocky: pull your pants up your Bates is showing!!

Zach: I can't spread mulch and cover my Bates at the same time

by Taintbanger December 23, 2016