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Baltimore Blowfish

This is an act in where your significant other is eating out your asshole and then you proceed to fart inside their mouth forcing their checks to puff up like a blowfish. Then your significant other then proceeds to blow that fart back into your asshole!! If done correctly there should be a slight whistling sound!
"Dude last night I gave my old lady a sweet ass Baltimore blowfish, subsequently we haven’t made out since!”
by Jonas Olguin January 29, 2006
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Baltimore Backdraft

This grotesque act takes place when one individual deficates into the funnel while the other individual blows into the tube at the end of the funnel. When the feces is blown back to the other partners anus, it is known as the Baltimore Backdraft.
Due to her incredible lung capacity, she was able to send crap all the way to the ceiling, making me think twice before preforming the Baltimore Backdraft again.
by cubsfan0147 October 15, 2009
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Baltimore

Batimore, how do I love thee. Western High School, Odell's and Fantasy's. Living in Irvington, mad because Southwestern was my zone school (remember Oprah was there because it was so bad). Wanting to goto Edmonson , but my mother made me go to Western(best school in the world) made me a true diva. Good chinese food (yaakamee) yat gaw mein, pork yak with ketchup and an egg. Such a diversity of people contained in one small city. Everybody knows everbody. Chicken boxes with a half and half, cheesesteak subs. Taking pride in Jada, hating Roc for making us all seem like we are on drugs and live like crap (most of us live very well) Loving the Wire, Mondawmin, Security,Westview, bus lines 2,20,23,15 and the M1, then we started venturing out to Marley Station and Columbia once we get cars. Best looking brothers in the world. Born and raised in West, never been to fond of the east side, food taste funny. Club music (sean and scotty) new stuff k swift- do ya thang. I could go on forever, this was fun, hope someone can relate. I'm too country to come back now, but visit 2x/month and then slide my tail back down 95.
Baltimore ballers know how to get that paper.
Ain't nothing better than living in Ballermore, Murderland.
by bgoutabmore April 23, 2006
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baliwood

Baliwood: The film industry of India, also called 'Bollywood.' Rhymes with Hollywood. India was once credited with having the largest film industry in the world. If you count number of films (roughly 800 per year) made, not cost of production, it beats Hollywood cold. Also a notoriously cheesy style of belly dancing and Sound of Music intertwined.
That film is so Baliwood.
by praguelodyte September 4, 2004
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balionk

A dirty ho who has sex with your mother!
by Megan Skogsbergh April 16, 2005
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Baltimore cut

A style of circumcision apparently popular amongst Baltimore pedatrician's at Johns Hopkins University Hospital where a lesser amount of skin is cut from a boy's penis than in a normal circumcision, resulting in a penis that is halfway between 'cut' and 'uncut'
Darnell. You sho' got lots extra skin down there man! Looks like you got a Baltimore cut
by b'more-bender August 11, 2008
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Baltimore Lottery

When someone abuses the pedestrian right-of-way law by walking out into oncoming traffic. You win the lottery by surviving and collecting the settlement money.
Bob: Jesus! I almost hit that lady! What was she thinking walking out in front of my car like that?

Joe: She almost won the Baltimore Lottery!
by HyenaButt November 14, 2011
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