mr.armchair

Mr.Armchair is the best husband and father to Mrs.Armchair and Sassy Armchair. He is also CEO of Armchair Enterprises and has a tendency to make sexual jokes at every minute of the day.

"Omg, I heard Mr.Armchair brought his wife and child to work today!"
"Really?! I'm gonna go see"

by yesimsnooping246 November 2, 2021

professional armchair pilot

A professional armchair pilot is a person who is obsessed with aviation and aircraft, but has no actual pilot training or experience. They may spend hours studying flight manuals, watching aviation videos, and discussing the finer points of aircraft performance, yet they have never even set foot in the cockpit of an actual plane. Despite their lack of practical knowledge, these individuals may still consider themselves experts on all things aviation and may even offer their unsolicited opinions on piloting techniques and aircraft design.

"I asked John for his advice on flying my small aircraft, but it turns out he's just a professional armchair pilot who's never even been in a cockpit. I think I'll go with the advice of the actual pilot I know."

by ILoveRyan69420 January 6, 2023

Legendary Archanions

A Legendary tribe of organism simular to gelly fish that Was bitten by the Magic of Babilonian Kings in Ancient times. Now people use this word in Poland to specify a big looser Whitout future.

Oh Greg what a Legendary Archanions lord You are becouse You left Smeffy alone! Fuck You Greg

by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023

anchal

brown

That tree is so anchal except for the leaves of course.

I am eating an Anchalie.

by DIYA! July 17, 2003

Armchair Pornstar

Any person who criticizes porn scenes and makes claims that they would have been able to do better.

I was having tea the other night with Chester while we were watching the flick My Mom blows like the wind. When the mother started blowing the daughter's boyfriend, Chester said "that dude is a bitch, he can't even get a hardon". He is such an armchair pornstar.

by Onthefence December 9, 2008

Archaelology

Someone that reminds others of long lost shared lols

well arent you into your Archaelology

by Marbraxcus July 7, 2011

outrage archaeologist

One who sifts through historical records with the intent of discovering information on past actions or statements by persons or entities alive, dead, active or defunct - the relevance of which has long since passed - for the express purpose of alerting the public to the "resurfaced" material in order to take a moral stance and/or instill outrage.

By dredging-up a long-forgotten, 48 year old interview of John Wayne - who died in 1979 - the outrage archaeologist had rediscovered statements far more controversial in the present than they had been in the past, thus creating a new moral outrage over a functional irrelevancy.

by ScribeLight March 21, 2019