Sawsk (Updated)

this is selfexplanatory

with respect to Sawsk,
- TheGreatJan

sawsk (updated) i am incredibly sorry

by thegreatjan October 10, 2021

Marion-Update

When someone is providing you with too much information, it is also considered a Marion Update.

"No I swear it's not a Marion-Update, I will just summarize the date quickly.

by walliselle September 24, 2020

West Metro (updated)

A roblox group that runs Automatic Trains in a fictional city called Weston.
The group is owned by webneck, webneck, webneck and also webneck, and has been since February 2025

I took a journey with West Metro (updated). It's a lot better the MinGorTrans

by werdanowall June 7, 2025

update synapse

when people in the synapse cord want the update to be faster so they spam #memes

When synapse doesn't update you're supposed to spam update synapse.

by g h o s t l y August 28, 2019

Updates

Downgrades disguised as security patches and bug fixes to electronics and computer software. Not to be confused with upgrades, which traditionally were supposed to enhance a software product's user experience.

"I lost more control of my computer after the latest automatic updates."

"My smartphone app took features and functions away! And now, they want me to pay for the subscription gimmick or pro versions after the latest updates."

by zorakblinks July 19, 2021

Tara update

When your mate keeps bringing up his girlfriend non stop, even though nobody cares about what she says or does.

Person 1: “So me and Tara were thinking about-“
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”

by EH.star.33 October 1, 2023

Weather update

When you have to announce something has changed
Based on ‘History of the World by Bill Wurtz

“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons

by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024