upper tank

When you go into a resturants or public places bathroom and have to shit and so you go in the toilet tank and when people go in their they'll be wondering about the small and never be able to find it.

Herget and Zach went into Zaxby's, Herget powerbombed the bathroom while Zach upper tanked it. Man what a mess.

by Ewan February 1, 2004

upper hand

to have the higher or better position in the situation.

to be in the lead or winning.

ex. Dave has the upper hand in the card game because he is winning.

by mr.desperado March 31, 2015

Upper Blumpkin

The act of taking a shit in the top part of the toilet while a girl is giving you head at the same time.

Last night my girlfriend was so drunk and she was pissing me off and she surprisingly let me pull off an Upper Blumpkin

by dupajuda October 15, 2009

screwer upper

It means when some one screws things up a lot.

Man your a screwer upper !

by LOPEZNATOR March 15, 2017

zero-upper

When someone tries to do something better than you, but they can't.

I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he zero-upped me by bowling a strike after I did.

Ron's a zero-upper.

by Petey Mik January 5, 2008

knocker-upper

A knocker-upper was someone whose sole purpose was to wake people up during a time when alarm clocks were expensive and not very reliable.

"M. Smith earned 6 pence a week as a knocker-upper using a pea shooter to shoot dried peas at the windows of sleeping workers in East London, 1930s"

by ethic. January 4, 2021

Upper Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit in the upper tank of the toilet, thereby leaving for an unsuspecting friend or foe a beef stew flush on the next use.

Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.

Dave took the last beer, so I posted my Upper Shelfie on his Facebook after hearing him flush then vomit in the bathroom

by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014