talmat

• crazy slang for (what are you) talking about. can be used when you’re too lazy to say the full sentence, or you just wanna speak straight ganglish🤷🏽.

usually expresses confusion or incredulous feelings in a shocked or slightly disarrayed manner.
v2: “talm bout” means just about the same thing, just differently phrased

eg:
“yo i was texting my homeboy the other day and he told me he was gonna nut in my ah.”
- “twin, whatchu talmat?
- “twin, whatchu talm bout?” (2)

“oh so u wanna go behind my back and call me ugly? u wanna run dem ones, fool? HUH!?”
- “HELL NAH! WHATCHU TALMAT?! I AINT SAY SHIT! YOU LYING ON MY NAME!”

by lightskindemon December 2, 2025

vicarious tailgating

When there is a line of cars behind one person driving slow, and you're somewhere several cars back so you tailgate the person in front of you, who tailgates the person in front of them and so on and so forth until someone is tailgating the slow driver.

Joe: Man, I was five cars back from some old granny today and I couldn't pass... it sucked.

Pete: Dude, you totally should have tried vicarious tailgating.

by albert mcpassingpants June 21, 2010

Appalachian tailgate smasher

The act of having vigorous sex on the open tailgate of a truck until the tailgate breaks and falls off.

We was giving each other an Appalachian tailgate smasher on the Ford and the tailgate done fell clean off after five minutes!

by Charli XXX November 15, 2015

Navy Tailgate

When a group of people get together dressed up as Donald Duck to butt-chug rose in a parking lot

Chad was excited but nervous for his first navy tailgate

by B Slizzy December 8, 2018

face tailgate

A big handlebar mustache.

Nice "Face tailgate brother!"

by Broseph920 September 25, 2021

Kentucky tailgate

When a hillbilly in an Amish dress and Mountain Dew drenched balls, bends over the Sidebar of a rusted out pickup, and gets mounted by a horse that's ends in a Miami Makeover.

There was definitely a different look to Bill when he received his Kentucky tailgate, than when his wife gave him a Miami makeover.

by Kentucky Tim July 15, 2022

theme park tailgate

The act of exiting the theme park to meet in the car park for a bring your own prepared lunch because the prices are too high, the lines are long and the quality of food is often poor.

Have a great day kids and I'll see you all at 12pm for some theme park tailgate. Get a pass out at the gate and remember where the car is parked.

by Aussie-bloke December 8, 2013