TONY 

A very intelligent male. Funny, cute, imaginative, and an all around great guy. Loves others and is willing to do what ever for his friends. Don't miss a relationship with him.

He is a very great guy. Must be a TONY.

Great loving

TONY by trueresults.com January 23, 2017

tony 

a dude who thinks he knows everything. He may have been a few places and eaten a few foods, but this hardly gives him license to ALWAYS have a comment, no matter how obscure the conversation topic is. He also has a tendency to be very sleazy. He consorts with a lot of females, even though they may not necessarily like HIM, but the attention he lavishes upon them.

"God, that guy is such an arrogant ass. He thinks he knows EVERYTHING, and the fucker's always got all these sleazy chicks around. Don't they know they're just using him as a back-up?"

"I know, he's a total Tony. Fuck that guy."

tony by whygirl February 12, 2010

Tony 

An adjective to describe a situation in which you have made a foolish error in speaking that even a five year old would chortle at.

"Hey guys my basement has insulin in the walls."
"You mean insulation?"
"Oh yeah...that."
"LAWLL you just pulled a Tony.

Tony by awesomesauce99999 May 10, 2011

Tony 

A commonly used Ulster Slang name for a male who is often inaccuratly accused of having an extremely small penis. In reality, a Tony is someone who is unable to become erect, or get wood regardless of stimulation or even with viagra, thus giving the impression that it is a permanetly small penis.

Girlfriend: Are you going to put it in yet?

Tony: ...it is in.

Girlfriend: Oh. Well this sucks, I'm going to go make some stir fry.

Tony by sasaraiharmonia October 30, 2008

Tony 

One badass motha fucka usaully mexican. The Itailien "tony" is dirty wears wife beaters and smells like garlic. The mexican "tony" is well a Kickass Funny kid thats good at sports.

Tony is one hell of a badass kid

Tony by badass783284723 June 12, 2009

Tony 

A "tony" is used to refer to a hot chick or a dime piece. Now there are multiple ways to describe tonies, whether it be that she is a "quarter tone" (you ain't sure if it's truly worth it but maybe if you were drunk and she was dressed up) "half a tone" (she's alright) "potential tone" (if she were to dress up then you'd have sex with her) a "capital T" (a 9 or 10) or "certified tony (CT)" (a mother fucking dime piece.) All are used to rate women. Don't like the word? Well use it yourself amongst your friends and colleagues and see what I mean. You'll be able to talk about chicks right in front of their faces without giving away what you all are truly discussing. It's becoming an epidemic, so start using it before women find out what we're ALL talking about.

*If you are a tool, you are not allowed to use this word in any circumstances.

"Hey man what you doing this weekend for the Super Booooowwwlllll....... dayum did you see that tony just walk by?"

"No, but did you see that CT walk out of whitehall? Captial T for sure. Wait what did you ask me?"

Tony by Dude__Man March 5, 2012

Tony 

In a business context it is a term for a useless overpaid contractor or consultant on a huge wage but has the brain of a Jack Russell that was the runt of the litter and has since been in several brain injuring accident and is on viagra. The type of person you assume would only exist as a lazy, poorly defined character in a book about stock trading in the 80's. Out of the office Tony's (collective) tend to get drunk and go to strip clubs before getting a lady of the night to hug them while they cry themselves to sleep in their hotel room.

"Tony, i was once a young ambitious Tony like you but you need to remember im the shark on this Savanna, your just a young a young Elk of a Tony"
"Ha ha Tony, thats very blue sky of you but a little out the box, if you check the metric's, you'll see that im the big cheese on this merry-go-round and your just an apple core on the slide"
"Well Tony........" ect ect

Tony by Mr Crizqo August 23, 2011