wank toffee

1) a salty snack
2) a display of surprise or dismay

wank toffees the salty snack
ahhhhhh wank toffee

by Deaths_rat December 5, 2007

Toffee Apple

Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance

Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?

by bonesgiles November 8, 2010

toffernese

The half decipherable rantings of a madman with a touch of down's syndrom 10-15 minutes after a balloon full of smuggled cocaine burst in their ass.

The FDA quickly caught onto Chris once he began to speak Toffernese.

by Toffer666 September 27, 2018

Twoffer

1)2 things done simultaneously

2)anything that is difficult or hard to do

1)
Nicole: My hair doesent fall off anymore :D

Abe: Now i wont have to pick at it then :D

Bystander: Thats a Twoffer


2)My test is such a Twoffer.. it sucks!

by Abe and Nicole February 28, 2009

Toffee Bullet

To grab someone round the neck with your arm in a hold, and make a fist with your free hand and rub your knuckles across their head back and forth in a scraping motion.

me - "would you like a toffee bullet?"
Friend - "mmmm yes, sounds nice"
me - proceeds to give a toffee bullet
Friend - "ooowwww!"

by Stidder December 6, 2009

toffee bear

one of 4 of the coolest guys in the world.

the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.

the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.

see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.

pomb bear: hey toffee bear have you seen vanilla bear

toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno

by toffee bear November 15, 2009

tifferneria

something blue that comes out of your ass.

Anthony has really bad tifferneria!

by rcad1234 April 18, 2011