Thai Ho

"Thai Ho" is the coveted title earned by a certain Sargent Harris of the US Marine Corps from the local community in Phuket, Thailand for his many secret operations planned and executed by himself, without anyone in his command knowing or wanting to.

My boyfriend is affectionately known as "Thai ho". I'm so proud. Not...
by Tarkaan October 21, 2008
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Thai Smile

A sex position in which the female lays in the missionary position with both legs up while simultaniously pulling her eye lids to make them look like someone of asian decent
After dinner i took her home and thai smiled the shit out of her all night.
by Yocom February 22, 2009
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Thai Sticks

mary jane, pot, grass, marijuana
by Andrew May 01, 2003
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Pad Thai

A sex act similar to a quentin tarantino movie in which the end of the act comes before the beginning, in the following steps:

1. A man starts off a date/pickup/introduction by asking a female if she likes pad thai
2. Takes her to a thai restaurant and orders pad thai
3. Leaves restaurant with doggie bag of leftover pad thai and sets on the nightstand
4. Has sex with female/hooker
5. Throws old pad thai in her face
6. Asks her if she likes pad thai now

This works with really any food but especially old pad thai
Yea man we had a great time I fed her some pad thai last night
by blufalufagus April 21, 2011
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Thai Hooker

An American whiskey drink that is topped with soy sauce. It starts good, but ends filthy. "Salty and gross."

AKA The Spaghetti Western

AKA How I Built the Railroad
My buddy just joined the Navy, so we welcomed him in with a Thai Hooker.

See: youtube user thelinguine, thai hooker
by ThaiHookerBanger November 28, 2010
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thai ho

linh ng loves thai ho =) haha jk
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
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muay thai

Some of this is myth and exaggeration. I watch all combat sports, kickboxing, MMA, boxing, K-1 everything, and i also watch the real Muay Thai fights from Thailand although not on TV.

The guy who said "I saw some Muay Thai practitioner kill a guy with his bare hands."

Man that's just stupid. A MT fighter has no more chance of killing a guy with his bare hands than a boxer. Of course if a guy is unconscious you can beat him to death. From a guy who actually WATCHES guys like Dekkers, Kiatmontep and Buakaw(although he's basically K-1 now) they are weak punchers in comparison to professional boxers. I have not seen one MT fighter who hits like Rafael Marquez, Trinidad or any other top hard-hitting pro boxer. Their kicks are extremely powerful, they knee and elbow, but they have no real huge punchers.

Plus, it's nowhere near as brutal as you guys keep saying. I've yet to see a fight as brutal as Gatti-Ward or Corrales-Castillo in MT. Most of the fights consist of, just like boxing, the two fighters looking at each other waiting for openings, tapping their lead foot off the floor ready to block leg kicks. There are far fewer cleanly landed strikes to the head, in fact in the vast majority of fights i've seen they are sparse. Just because they knee and elbow and shin kick doesn't immediately make the fights all wars. It's mostly exchanging leg kicks. I have to admit i've trained in MT and leg kicks are actually far more painful than a punch to the nose, but this still doesn't make it a more brutal art. There are very few knees landed to the head, as the MT fighters are very upright for this particular reason. I've yet to see MT fights with knee frenzies like Wanderlei Silva in Pride FC.

BTW I call them Thai boxers i don't care if that's offensive to some retards it's a fucking real sport not an ancient "art", many of the top MT fighters like John Wayne Parr use the term so i don't care.

Anyways while MT is brutal, it's less brutal than boxing. There are FAR fewer head blows, a lot more pain but it's still less dangerous than boxing. In a 10 round non-championship fight a professional boxer takes hundreds of punches to the head let alone in a 12 round championship fight and these days with alphabet soup belts most fights with the top fighters are championship fights. MT brutality is WAAAAYYY overrated.
Muay Thai at the top level(not cans) has far fewer KOs than boxing.
by fight fan June 25, 2005
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