Staticpult

A form of Catapult that doesn't move or fire.

Prepare the Staticpults!

by Nathan September 27, 2006

static

To roll around in the sheets enough with someone to cause static.

I got staticked by my boyfriend last night!

I had so much fun staticking her...at least 20 times!

by Gekreuzigt December 17, 2008

static07

Male with biggest cock alive

Mr. static07 himself!

by Kleptobabe February 1, 2004

static2007

Kangaroo. Nothing else. Female, not male. Likes fire, shocking things and stabbing things. Has a living evil Jack plushie. Dont touch.

* Static2007 stabbies

by starkirby January 25, 2005

[static]

a word used when someone either says or does something repetitively to the point where the action or phrase is getting old (annoying).

Yo, static wit all dat shit.
Static, or imma bust a cap.

by T-Coles March 19, 2008

Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.

Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.

by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009

Static Mix

The mix between two songs on two different stations on the same frequency. Usually the combination of the two songs is awful mixed with static but when it sounds good it is a true static mix.

Guy 1: Hey you want me to change the station? I think we are right between two different stations.

Guy: Dude no way are you listening to this? This is so awesome! A true Static Mix!

by Sweetness11111 February 14, 2010