stage coached

When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving

Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

Stage 23

When you get a jacket potato (with extra mature cheddar cheese) straight out the microwave and shove it up your arse hole - don't forget the jon west tuna in brine.

'Jurgen just gave me a stage 23 and now my anus is leaking tuna, but I loved it.'

by jurJujuergenpilkington October 19, 2018

stage boner

a term used for when a person feels attraction to another person while that person is performing/singing

devin gives me such a stage boner!

when josh was singing that one note i got a massive stage boner!

by morrisgillian June 15, 2018

Stage Puff

When a person in his/her own capacity has false hopes or delusions of being on stage, and then puff it’s gone. This condition can last anywhere from seconds to ones entire life.

Hot damn stage puffs everywhere I can’t even get no damn work done!!

by acox268 January 4, 2020

The Joseph Stage

It is a time where after a huge fight or some sort of action that a girl will do with a boyfriend/bestfriend that will ultimately piss him off to the max. In order to forget about the situation and not be stress anymore from the problem, the guy (boyfriend/bestfriend) will do whatever he wants and will act like a jerk, especially to the girl. The girl will be very hurt, but he'll refuse to acknowledge it because he's very angry and hurt by her actions. Soon enough, the guy will miss the girl because he loves her and will start to try to make things up with her.

After embarrassing Joseph, he would do everything in his power to hurt me. After 2 months of not talking and going through The Joseph stage, he came back, telling me he missed me. We made up, happily ever after.

by ilikechicks1111 August 11, 2013

group stage

n. The extremely boring predictable preliminary portion of any event or proceeding.

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The annexation of Austria and the invasion of the Sudetenland were just parts of the group stage of WW II.

Like the Iowa caucuses?

Exactly, only with less megalomaniacs.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

Stage Belly

A big stomach/belly.

When I saw Jonathan, I knew immediately that he had a stage belly.
I had a stage belly after Thanksgiving.

by Bob Orton 123 March 26, 2022