bean snapping

The art of positioning one's penis into a vagina repeatedly, in an in-and-out motion, until the beans explode from the pod. The explosion of the beans is the snapping.

"I can't come over right now. I'm getting my bean snapped! I'm basically doing some bean snapping."

by Craig the shovel January 8, 2006

snarling walrus

While a girl is going down on you and while finishing, you cram it down her throat and tickle her so she makes a snarling noise while your load comes out her nose.

"I got bored with the bj so I decided to give her a snarling walrus....that was the weirdest noise I've ever heard."

by sketchysnake88 April 22, 2010

Shit Slapping

The act of bum rushing a fucker on the toilet and slapping the shit out of them....

Mom ask's why Im home so early from school? My reply... I got suspeneded for Shit Slapping Andrew Brown in the bathroom!

by Ray July 2, 2004

cock slapping

The practice of slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. This is often performed as a joke when the recipient is either asleep or otherwise incapacitated.

Pablo is very into cock slapping, so he tried it on his girlfriend while she was blowing him, and she liked it.

by kalliburr May 21, 2012

Shapping

The act of masturbation while simultaneously taking a shit.

Leroy, you've been in there for 20 minutes. What, are you shapping?

by Rozma December 6, 2012

Snapping Twig

A man doing the duty of jerking off, ripping cord, shaking hands with the sheriff, etc.

My woman was out of town, so I went in the bathroom and began "Snapping Twig" as a substitue!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

Smappling

A game involving apples and a tennis racquet in which participants throw the apples into the air and proceed to hit them as hard as they can, causing the apple to explode. Everyone is a winner when you smapple. The season begins on 4/20 and lasts through summer.

"If we go smappling, we're going to need some more apples"

by smappleholic April 21, 2013