sludem

a girl everyone hooks up with just for the fun of it or because they have no one else to hook up with. they may have feelings for her but not too much, just a tiny bit but they wont let her know that. shes just a one night stand to them.

bob: i have no one else to go to
boob: go to that sludem, not like your going to date her

sludem - one night stand chick

jack : omg jill that girl is such a sludem
jill : i know that must be sad to be a sludem

sludem is a slut

by cuntnuggett December 24, 2010

Alabama Sledgehammer

A sexual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a Batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. The man in the Batman suit defecates on the sodomiser's erect genetalia and stands in a superhero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the man lying down. The difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse.

"Dood, theres a black man in a batman suit at the door, did somebody order an alabama sledgehammer?"

"The best thing since cake and sodomy, the alabama sledgehammer"

"You best stop jammerin' before Mister T starts alabama sledgehammerin'!"

by Captain Planet Ozone Edition May 18, 2006

party sludge

noun. The mixture of spilt booze, puke, dirt and sweat that accumulates on the floor during a party in any frat house or dank basement. Often destroys any white shoes, particularly white ones

"Aw man, I have to get this party sludge off my nice new shoes in time for Easter."

by Sexy bird April 13, 2017

slude

1. A term of reference for a female humanoid. Generally a girl, usually blonde, wearing tight pants or skirt, drunken and looking for a degen to party with.

Usually saying something sludey like "Hey Fuzz, lets go to the Pak and Save convenience mart and purchase a cheap cask of wine."

Sludes often travel in PACKS, in order to maximize levels of sludyness.

1. "Hey Fuzz check out that pack of sludes walking down the road!"
2. Lets go slude hunting!
3. "I LOVE SLUDES!" P. Jizzler
4. Lilley looks like a real slude tonight!

by ffmmmmfmm September 28, 2005

green sludge

When a female constantly become aroused and her vaginal juices (wet) surrounds her vagina but she doesn't clean it or wash it off and lets it marinate until it becomes a creamy substance around the vagina with a rancid scent

Yoo don't fuck her bro, she had that green sludge since high school.

by Drewiiboy January 20, 2016

smoke and sled

What you do on a snow day; you smoke up and go sledding. Make sure that you do not snowboard while you are too high, because it will only lead to bad things.

JOHN: Do you want to go sledding?
ME: Sledding sucks unless you smoke weed before it.
JOHN: Yea, let's smoke and sled.

by Alfonso Enrique December 27, 2005

Sleddogging

A means of attending a party with the intent of hooking up. You begin by hitting on the highest caliber of the opposite sex. If that fails you have a drink and set your sights lower. Repeat until successful.

I was sleddogging last night and hooked up with something nasty.

by Eric BBeck August 4, 2007