Skeeter Stik

A topical analgesic for temporary relief and itching due to insect bites and minor skin irritations.

Julie got big by a mosquito so Alex whipped out his skeeter stik and made it all better.

by Alexis Ahomo July 27, 2006

Skeeter

a very white trash name; if somebody is being white trash or a childe call them Skeeter

Skeeter! Put down that roadkill my mom making us dinner.

by Skeeter Travis Childe April 30, 2009

skeeter bat

that one goober of a person who is always a few minutes behind in the conversation and tries to poke in like they know what's up. these people are usually goofy, slow to catch on, and ignored in the conversation. when they have something to say, the topic has loooong been changed and everyone kind of gives them that look like, "....huh?"

the goob: yea yea! blahblahblahblah etc etc etc.

...silence...

sara: ...you're such a skeeter bat.

by mamacita aye carumba December 2, 2007

Skeezer Situation

A bros outlook of chicks at a particular party or scene. Can be compared to "the ratio".

Bro 1: "Hey bro I'm prolly gona have a lil party on Friday night."

Bro 2: "Word son, wuts the Skeezer Situation?"

Bro 1: "Nick's gurl says shes bringin seven of her slutty friends so odds r good u'll hook-up."

by T.Bone April 16, 2007

skeeter valentine

originating from a doug character and a dirty minded teen.
to skeet in her box of chocolates, given on valentine's day

poor skeeter

she didn't realize i skeeter valentine.

by daphne featherdew April 24, 2005

skeez or skeezer

Bar Whore

i think you're the only guy here who hasnt pumped that skeez stef.yet hahaha

by drunkenstein April 16, 2004

Skeeter

A dirty ignorant slut who is always looking to get stuffed full of dick. Can also be used as a verb to describe when a girl is seeking some sausage.

"Whats a skeeter doing when shes not skeetin'?"

"It's a trick question, a skeeter's always skeetin'."

by Abe Frohdman December 16, 2008