by pridecat December 17, 2011
Get the Simbaing mug.Simps are in-genuine men who act friendly, but are really trying to buy into a women's pants. They can be seen begging, being highly agreeable, and giving expensive gifts to a women they JUST met. When they inevitably get friend-zones, the simp becomes frustrated and declares"women only like assholes".
John: "Yesterday at the bar I spent all night complimenting and buying this random girl drinks."
Justin: "O wow your such a nice guy".
John:" I KNOW RIGHT!, yet I didn't even give me any "thank you" sex. She ended up going home with this asshole instead."
Justin: "...smh!"
John: "I tell you man, simpin aint easy!
Justin: "O wow your such a nice guy".
John:" I KNOW RIGHT!, yet I didn't even give me any "thank you" sex. She ended up going home with this asshole instead."
Justin: "...smh!"
John: "I tell you man, simpin aint easy!
by Captain Sava December 27, 2011
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by sillymonkey92 August 22, 2011
Get the simphisticated mug.Hank: "Daphne who did you get your Simpamina from?"
Daphne :" My old Italian lover..... Dino"
Hank : "Ahhhh... the thirty year old that lives with his mother."
Daphne :" My old Italian lover..... Dino"
Hank : "Ahhhh... the thirty year old that lives with his mother."
by Bookfinder May 25, 2016
Get the simpamina mug.An E-boy of peculiar origin, his native habitat is of the offshore. He loves feeling the pain of his skull getting pulverized by his caring friends. During long nights he likes to drink and listen to sad music while totally not talking to an Egirl. As he is known for Simping after a new one every 2 weeks and telling his friends he's not simping at all. If he can't be found he is either in VRChat or any game really, being bullied by the Offshore team, He is not responsible enough to be left alone for too long. When partying with friends he is NOT allowed to play any type of drinking game or be alone with any girl of any sort.
Isaiah: Hey! wanna play this game with me later?
Elliot: No, i don't like that game at all.
E-girl: Hey daddy, want to play this (same) game with me? uwu
Elliot: Yeah! let me get some of my friends to play with us, i love that game!
Isaiah: Wow, you're a real Simpact.
Elliot: No, i don't like that game at all.
E-girl: Hey daddy, want to play this (same) game with me? uwu
Elliot: Yeah! let me get some of my friends to play with us, i love that game!
Isaiah: Wow, you're a real Simpact.
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