Sighington

A place where people sigh to their doom.

"Oh your going to Sighington to pay your crimes"

by RandomButRight June 9, 2021

Singing Among us In public

When Your so stupid you do this Bullcrap

Singing among us in public is bad

by MemesMemes April 4, 2022

Singing Cactus

It's a toy that repeats after you, like Talking Tom, but a real-life cactus that also dances.

Person 1: Where did you buy that singing cactus?
Person 2: The store, of course!
Singing Cactus: The store, of course!

by Flanfair August 27, 2023

scat signing

A series of gestures that look as if they should be meaningful but are actually complete nonsense.

“Bottom dances pretty cool, but what’s he doing with his hands?”
“He can’t sing, so must resort to scat signing.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 17, 2010

holster sagging

Pants that are pulled down from a person wearing a gun holster. It often results in a person's underwear or butt crack showing. sagging pants, gun, holster, law enforcement, police, cowboy, sheriff

The cop was a bag guy and he wore baggy pants and suffered from a bad case of holster sagging.

by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016

shower singing

It is the time when you are in shower and you are actually trying to sing well.

You think I sing bad, but you’ve never heard me shower singing.

by Toomoyst May 10, 2018

constipated singing

{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}

1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.

2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death

When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.

by Tsarstepan September 5, 2019