When you shove your 21 inch green dick in that ass and you get your onion juice all over her face, then slap her with your dick and yell "get out of me swamp" in a swedish accent while a donkey is also having sex with a dragon in the same room.
Guy 1: so i heard you took bootyquisha home with you last night.
Guy 2: ya nigga we had a Shrecksual Experience last night.
Guy 2: ya nigga we had a Shrecksual Experience last night.
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Shrek please I want you inside me *moan*
Shrek puts you on his bed and slowly takes off your pants you can see his bulge through his pants almost cumming from the thought of him sticking his magnum dong in your tiny hole
Are you ready for me he whispers
Yes please fuck me Shrek
With lightning speed he takes his dick and rams it into you
*auaauagh* fuck me Shrek oh yes oooo *moan* fuck me more please oooooo fuck me it feels soooooo good
Shrek let’s out a Mighty roar and cums completely filling your ass up you cum with him you never have seen so much cum it’s like you were swimming in melted ice cream you close your eyes and go to sleep
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Shrek please I want you inside me *moan*
Shrek puts you on his bed and slowly takes off your pants you can see his bulge through his pants almost cumming from the thought of him sticking his magnum dong in your tiny hole
Are you ready for me he whispers
Yes please fuck me Shrek
With lightning speed he takes his dick and rams it into you
*auaauagh* fuck me Shrek oh yes oooo *moan* fuck me more please oooooo fuck me it feels soooooo good
Shrek let’s out a Mighty roar and cums completely filling your ass up you cum with him you never have seen so much cum it’s like you were swimming in melted ice cream you close your eyes and go to sleep
THE END
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Thou who has experienced the pleasure of laying thine eyes upon the holy one shall understand the complete definition of this act of pleasurement.
Thou who has experienced the pleasure of laying thine eyes upon the holy one shall understand the complete definition of this act of pleasurement.
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