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Shaking Hands

the term for two lesbians having sex, when it is inappropriate to say it outloud.

One may also use the term: Shake hands, when asking if two people previous were shaking hands.
"Were Lisa and Michelle shaking hands last night?"

"You know Tristian is always shaking hands."

"Did you already shake hands this morning?"
by jhawklez February 4, 2010
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Shanking

To shit and wank harmoniously
I can't believe how much I love shanking!
by Skippadd December 4, 2018
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shinking

1. To stagnate and wallow in mediocrity.
2. To become bloated and uncomfortable due to lack of activity.
The profits were shinking due to lackluster sales performance.

Without exercise or doing much needed chores at home, Joanna found her body shinking.
by eruditus June 4, 2007
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Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation
by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009
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shaking the devil's hand

by Intrixey May 21, 2018
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Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.
"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"
by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016
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Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.
The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.
by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018
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