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shame prostitute

a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.

similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.

shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012
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shabely

Shabely is a hot, cute, pretty girl who is caring and has a likeable essence and open spirit that makes it easy to get along with everybody. It is easy for her to notice when somebody feels sad or is troubled and offer help at the right time.

That is because of her observant character. Solving problems gives her pleasure. Bringing more justice into this world, is very important to her.
Jack; I need help and advice with something but idk who should i ask for help:(
Martín: Dude ask “shabely” she helped me a lot the other day with a problem
by Clou_xx123 March 1, 2018
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janitorial shame

When a person embellishes his menial job with an important sounding title
"I work in the maintenance department as a sanitation engineering specialist" bragged Custodian Curtiss, trying to hide his janitorial shame.
by bookworm1635 January 27, 2014
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Masturbation Shame

An intense feeling of self hatred and shame one will receive after masturbating, often when they have masturbated to something that may be considered deviated or weird.
The feeling I get after I masturbate to intense Triple Fisting is referred to as Masturbation Shame.
by David Daunt July 15, 2016
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eco-shame

to shame another person for not respecting the environment
My friend eco-shamed me for not putting my plastic bottle in the recycle bin.
by Eddie Temple December 23, 2017
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Fap Shame

The feelings of shame and disgust after fapping yourself to orgasm using some form of deviant stimuli to aid in your filthy self-pleasure.
I can’t get myself to nut unless I’m looking at midget granny porn. The fap shame is real. But what am I to do.

I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
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academic walk of shame

when you walk into class wearing the same clothes as the day before, evidently having spent the night cramming
cat was wearing that shirt when i left the library last night at 1am, typical academic walk of shame...
by mamothman October 13, 2010
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