johann sebastian

a form of rhyming slang in which "johann sebastian" means "back". it is named after the cool ass German composer

johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach

bach ---> back

"Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss right quick. I'll be Johann Sebastian"

by munkiedoo October 7, 2009

sebastian

sexy motherf**ker

i went out with SUCH a sebastian last night

by papiiii August 23, 2015

Linus Sebastian

This dude wears Sandals with socks.
If that doesn't prove he's insane, I don't know what will.

Stranger: Who's Linus Sebastian?
Me: To many, a psychopath.

by Space-Shuttle-to-the-moon July 28, 2019

Sebastian

Makes a lot of jokes. Kindhearted spirit and heart. His smile makes others calm and happy.

Ur such a Sebastian

by puppylover27 July 31, 2016

Sebastian Seahorse

The act of jacking off your horse while poring salt water all down your partner's back.

Eew! Stephen, this guy just told me that he liked giving sebastian seahorses!

by PaperZombee July 17, 2011

sebastian sezonenko

A Russian boy that sells sqwinchers

Sebastian Sezonenko is a Russian boy that sells sqwinchers.

by RUSSIAN BOY June 15, 2017

Sebastian

Sebastian is the most handsom guy you will ever find in the hole univers. He is a total pussy destroyer and has a massiv dick. He gets every girl in school and has sex all day every day. He also likes to spend time on the beach and help out in Africa. He always has massiv abs and massiv biceps and he also has the most amazing hair ever ever ever

Her: i want to fuck him so bad like OMG

Her's friend: Yeahs he makes me so horny He is a total Sebastian

Her: i want to fuck him so bad like OMG

Her's friend: Yeahs he makes me so horny He is a total sebastian

by Try me bitch August 17, 2018