Scientology

A load of brainwashing money grabbing crap. A religion that goes around teaching crap and harassing people who disagree with them. They are liars and cheats. You can tell these people are lying just by looking at their face while they're talking.

Scientology is bad, MMkay?

by 1069 July 7, 2005

rocket science

(adj.) term used to describe anything considered overly complex to the average luddite.

It doesn't take a degree in rocket science to figure out that any email from a stranger with an attachment and a subject line that says, "I Love You", contains a virus.

by fugitive247 November 7, 2004

scientology

L. Ron Hubbard's successful attempt to win a bet made in 1948, with Robert Heinlein, that the best way to get rich was to start a religion. Scientology was that religion, kicked off by the pseudo-self-help book Dianetics in 1949. By 1982, Hubbard's income from the Church of Scientology was about 40 million a year. There's some question about whether Scientologists murdered Hubbard, but Scientologists didn't allow an investigation before cremating the body. The head of Scientology today is a guy named David Miscavige, and the second-tier defacto rulers are in a sub-sect called the Sea Org. Spiritual enlightenment, thinking for yourself, and attempting to leave the organization are strongly discouraged, and punishable by confinement, beatings, and psychological torture. And, gee whiz, for a lot of money and some slave labor, you can buy your way into the entrails of Scientology too!

hmmm... That's some pretty good propaganda. You could start another scientology with it.

by Cygnet October 5, 2005

Rocket Scientist

Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.

Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking rocket scientist, as if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Toddlerbrain-Science

The extension of extremely basic, if not primative, child-like problem solving skills into an adult decision-making environment--where making good decisions based on sound principles of reasoning REALLY fucking matters.

My mommy says that all my prayers will be answered, that I'll see grandpa and kitty-cat in heaven and that all I really need to be successful in life is faith in our divine creator.
<<Really? You're twenty-fucking-five years old. You have no job, lodging or source of legal tender. You are an adult, totally dependent on yer 'mommy' for existence... I've got an idea! Why don't you shit in one of your hands and have god shit faith in the other...see which one fills up first. Without doubt, your Toddlerbrain-Science will serve you well...

by YAWA June 16, 2018

very into science these days

Another term for "I'm gay" specifically used by fans of a radio show called Welcome To Night Vale

Girl 1: Jeff is so hot I wish he'd notice me
Girl 2: I wouldn't bet on it. He's very into science these days

by tenzz June 5, 2017

chick science

Stubborn assertion of ridiculously unsubstantiable opinion as fact based on a faulty understanding of the science related to a particular subject.

Chick: You can't cut those roots that are damaging the driveway and sidewalk next to our house. If you do it will kill the leaves and branches on that side of the tree.

Dude: What the fuck are you talking about? That's chick science. The tree sucks water from all the roots.

by WMPMR May 22, 2009