Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo

These guys are the biggest stoners on planet earth and they PULL! (besides gustavo)
Gustavo has only pulled one bitch who is one of his colleagues which is almost 20 years old ( 4 years older) and he hit
Sami is on a 0-10 streak with women and his struggle is noted
Arjun is 0-0 argueably the best streak out of the 4
Lorenzo is hitting on the regular but the situation is difficult

Woman 1: Who are those 4?
Woman 2: Thats Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo
Woman 3: (Drops pants)

by Lo,Gu,Ar,Sa April 30, 2024

Sami

Egyptian oil owner. Has a "heart" on. Most straight guy ever.

the women must luuuhh Sami

by GothMommy27 May 7, 2025

Sami

Sexual Slave to all Diamond Pepes, but mostly to Nus. Gets weak in the knees when the CEO enters the room. Life's purpose is to serve all Nus. The second most.. (distant second) coveted Arbi NFT

She took it like a true Sami, in the bedroom.

by nuturo April 10, 2022

ömer sami

patates

ömer sami is my patates

by iloveomersami September 4, 2017

Sami

Sami has a huge horse cock. He is a lover and a fighter and a huge fucker as well. Also he is compatible with everyone and never shits his pants. He is the one. And last but not least, he is perfect and girls love him.

OMG Look it's Sami. ooo i heard he's an Nietzschean affirmationist.

by Emanual cunt April 17, 2023

Salvation Sami

Salvations are natural alpha males. They have no need or desire to impress. Even just their presence is enough to make your girlfriend contemplate breaking up with you. Salvations are born to throw hands and are also born with three legs 👀. They are usually tall, brown and always ready to throw down. Nonetheless, they like keeping to themselves and enjoy their peace and quiet. So don't be mislead, or you'll meet his third leg.
They live by one saying,
#Try Jesus not me, cause I throw hands.

Salvation Sami is Handsome

by CzZuP November 23, 2021

Sami house

A metaphor used for people who complain about everything, despite being wealthy and happy in life.

Person 1: "Oh my life is terrible! everything sucks!"

Person 2: "Don't be stupid, you live in a Sami house."

by ohnomyroofleaking July 16, 2025