slip and score

A sexual slip and slide

Hey Jessica wanna go to the slip and score.

by Slip And Score November 29, 2016

Snorelet

The calm, low-decibel snore your spouse makes while drifting off to sleep, after which follow the cacophonous thunder snorts that rattle the whole fucking bed and knock the pictures off the walls.

It wasn't long before I heard the first snorelet, which sent me reaching for the earplugs.

by Rollo & Biff January 7, 2008

to know the score

to understand how things work, not to be naive about things

In the song "New York City Girl", the singer tells the New York City Girl that "you should know the score by now". Meaning she shouldn't be so naive. She shouldn't think that love is going to be like the Broadway shows, i.e fairy tale like. She's had enough bad experiences to know better, "to know the score by now"!

by L. Centeno November 14, 2006

JERSEY SHORE CONDOM FAIRY

When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.

After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.

by bub c October 20, 2006

Score Us A Loose

Hand me a cigarrete.

Not quite sure where this phrase orginates from, but it's used a couple of times by Danny Archer in Blood Diamond.

Archer : "Hey brü, can you score us a loose?"

Some guy: "Yea sure"

by Richi Rich July 23, 2009

Jersey Shore Barrier

The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)

Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!

by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011

thot score

When a female reaches a snapchat score of 100,000

Guy 1: Damn Becky reached 100,000 in snapchat
Guy 2: You know that's the thot score

by Daquan&Tyrone May 15, 2017