smiffination

when a man fucks a girl in the ass with his balls!

joe smiffed jakie in the dumpster and was charged 5 yrs for smiffination

by ckorriie May 2, 2010

Dirty Smirnoff

A drink that gets you 'de to the stroyed.'
Get a Smirnoff Ice, drink the neck of it, then add a shot of vodka, a shot of gin and a shot of JD. Then neck it!

I was so smashed last night after drinking 3 dirty smirnoffs back to back!

by Muns August 18, 2010

jerk smirk

The look a guy gets on his face while masturbating. Most males get a jerk smirk on their face because of the uncontrollable pleasure they are feeling. A jerk smirk can last for several minutes after a guy ejaculates.

Duder 1: "Hurry up in there dude, I gotta trim my bush."

Duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) "Sorry dude, it's all yours."

Duder 1: "What the hell is that jerk smirk on your face for? Awww dude if I step on any of your nasty ass cum..."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

Smarf

A replacement word that can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, pronoun, adverb, etc...

I can't believe Jeremy smarfed Dave in the Buku Fort

by BukuSmarfMan January 4, 2010

Smarf

A punch delivered to the back of some fools head, usually as a result of annoyance of ones actions. Not commited by normal members of society, only those who thrive on violence and the teachings of urban rap.

Billy - 'Look how slow these fools be walkin' blud!'
Bobby - 'Well dont be hollerin' ta 'ere mofo! Go smarf dem den!'

by black44 January 10, 2008

smirkish

Another word meaning scandalous.

That's a smirkish ass man.

by Quincy haynes July 27, 2005

smirnoff

best vodka ever....cuz its russiann

i love smirnoff because it tastes so good, mmmmm

by lala69 January 1, 2007