A gesture used to relieve the tension of an awkward situation.
The awkward salmon is usually performed when sitting, although it can be done standing. The person spreads his legs slightly apart and puts his hand in between them close to the knees. Then he rapidly moves his hand back and forth slapping each leg to simulate the sound of a salmon flopping around on the ground.
The awkward salmon can become even more awkward (and a lot funnier) if a person sneaks up behind another person and performs the awkward salmon on the victim.
The awkward salmon is usually performed when sitting, although it can be done standing. The person spreads his legs slightly apart and puts his hand in between them close to the knees. Then he rapidly moves his hand back and forth slapping each leg to simulate the sound of a salmon flopping around on the ground.
The awkward salmon can become even more awkward (and a lot funnier) if a person sneaks up behind another person and performs the awkward salmon on the victim.
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A tall, well-proportioned woman with a svelte figure that probably has some kind of visual arts fellowship or is writing thesis on Shakespeare's sonnets. The only certainty is that a salmonback is beautiful, voluptuous, yet thin enough to have a visible backbone. The silent 'L' is sometimes pronounced depending on how gobsmacked you are by the salmoninity.
RUBE: Did you catch that salmonback? Pink? You're gonna miss it... Oh.
PINK: Sorry, Rube, I was too busy looking for Doody Street.
RUBE: There she is again!
PINK: No doubt a salmonback. You could play xylophone on the moll.
PINK: Sorry, Rube, I was too busy looking for Doody Street.
RUBE: There she is again!
PINK: No doubt a salmonback. You could play xylophone on the moll.
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used to describe, ones self, or someone else when they are physically or mentally exhausted
used to describe, ones self, or someone else when they are physically or mentally exhausted
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