by proxy

To have someone else wait in line for your lazy ass.

Kirk shamelessly begged for someone to score him gear at the local knife show by proxy.

by GSee November 18, 2014

Phone Proxy

The act of complimenting - or complaining - about someone in the locale by calling a friend and voicing your opinion loudly.

<On phone> Yeah, there's a girl on the train with cracking tits, but the twat she's sitting with is playing some R&B crap out his mobile. Glad I can cain him by phone proxy; the fuckjaw can't hear me.

by Misteroz November 1, 2007

Hardcore Burning by Proxy

Another word for melting. The hardcore refers to the extreme heat, and the proxy comes from what does the melting.

Man, I love hardcore burning by proxy, it's so much fun

by cassowaryexpress September 24, 2018

by proxy

if someone used a "medium," for example below the "mug," and that person did something, the next person who uses that medium basically did that same thing.

if you were a guest to your friend's house and you just happened to use his mom's mug, well your mom gives your dad a bj, then your friend has just sucked your dad's cock by proxy. Another example is, if a girl co-worker has slept with 10 guys and a guy co-worker ate the girl coworker's left over sandwich, then the guy coworker just slept with those 10 guys by proxy!

by giggles01 January 14, 2009

Eating by proxy

When you order a healthy or low-calorie item in order to give the appearance of sticking to a healthy eating pattern, then load it up with fattening ingredients in order to make it taste better or delude yourself into believing that the proxy food is still healthy. Gives the outward appearance of a healthy choice, when in reality it has as many calories and as much fat as the not-so-healthy meal that you really wanted in the first place.

Jordan is on a diet, so she ordered a salad. However, she really wanted a hamburger. So, she ordered the salad in order to look like she's sticking to her diet, but then she topped it with lots of cheese, bacon and ranch dressing. Now her salad has as many calories as the burger that she really wanted in the first place. Her friends praise her for sticking to her diet by ordering the salad, not taking into account that all the extras have put that salad into fat-bomb category. Jordan is 'eating by proxy', whereby the salad is the 'proxy' for the 'fattening' hamburger.

by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 21, 2013

vegan by proxy

A meat eater who acts like a vegan in the company of women. 9 times out of 10 it is a pussyw hipped man who is being castrated via veganation.

Are you a vegan?

I'm Vegan by proxy.

what the hell is that?

I'm a vegan when she is around.

Pussy.

by g3Cartel May 14, 2009

Facebook Proxy

When somebody looking over your shoulder tells you to post something on somebody's Facebook page, when you have no desire to leave a message for that person.

Girlfriend: "Hey! Post Happy Birthday" on your nephews Facebook page !"

Me: "I don't even know him. He is my sister's son."

Girlfriend: "Just do it !"

Me: "Yes, m'am-you are a Facebook Proxy."

by The Pirate of Pissants October 29, 2010