Stanley Pringled

While talking to a girl you randomly whip out your dick and start masturbating.

I totally Stanley Pringled that bitch I was mackin' it to at the library last night.

by psu19420 April 7, 2008

peeing on the wheels of progress

Someone who is procrastinating or generally being inefficient in some effort.

Man, hurry up; we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. You're peeing on the wheels of progress.

by Steve Cox February 16, 2008

Pringao

Generic Spanish derogatory term, loosely translated as dickhead or douchebag. The literal meaning comes from the word to get dirty which has been convoluted to mean you have caught a sexually transmitted disease, probably off a dirty puta.

Person A: Jose is such a lazy pringao.
Person B: Si, es un cabron tambien

by BanusAnimal June 9, 2011

Pringler

How to perform a pringler
1. Obtain female
2. Shake up large can of pringles
3. Pour broken up pringles into said woman's anus
4. Insert penis into said woman's anus
5. Fuck woman in the ass
6. Listen to the satisfying crunching noise

Shut up ho or you're getting a pringler

by PacoW August 6, 2007

pringle

A potato chip thats you can buy that tastes good

mmm, I love pringles

by Brian mooseperson November 21, 2005

i am a single pringle ready to mingle

This phrase describes when you are a single and ready to mingle.

hello everyone I am a single pringle ready to mingle.

by Catzwithdonutzarecool June 11, 2018

Peeing with a Kick

A phrase pertaining to quick masturbation. Typically used when someone is in the bathroom for longer than required for a standard "Number 1", though a bit too short to assume it was "Number 2". One could infer that he / she was "peeing with a kick". This time frame is usually between 2 and 3 minutes.

Josh: "That was either a really quick dump, or a massive piss."

Michael: "I bet he was just peeing with a kick."

by Joeff August 14, 2010