plague monkey

Term for any person with a communicable disease/virus that willingly goes out in public, hangs with friends and spreads their sickness to the people around them.
Origins of the term come from the movie "Outbreak"

Bob knew he had the flu when he decided to go to the bar. He's such a dirty plague monkey.

by Nixodemus December 9, 2008

Paggo

The person whom you belong to.

Oh dear! You are my paggo, you are my everything.

by Drogo1518 July 30, 2020

SLUTonic plague

a massive outbreak of a sexually transmitted infections or diseases in one area.

Having that girl Staples in town brought about a slutonic plague.

by inthebackseatofyourcarJae June 30, 2008

Saskatoon Plague

When you don't want to go into work, but you gotta come up with some kind of disease to get out.

Bob: "Man, I really don't want to go into work after day drinking all day today."
Sam: "Why not just call in and say you got the Saskatoon Plague? I hear it's sweeping through Saskatoon right now."

by Sasdfsadfsadfsadf July 24, 2018

Wuhanic Plague

The preferred name of COVID-19.

Everyone is freaking out over the Wuhanic Plague

by Christopher Ray July 19, 2021

The white plague

The white plague refers to the group at your school that are primarily white trash. Usually the white plague skip school to consume illegal substances so that they can come back to school and tell everyone how high they are. A common activity for the white plague is to skate and buy normie clothing at stores that sell expensive clothing

Taikesha: aw shit iz the white plague.
Malcom: aye that wigga nick stole my weed

by Fortnite836473 June 1, 2018

The Hague Plague

A reference to the consistent cycle of sickness after returning from the The Hague International Model United Nations conference in the The Hague, Netherlands. The Hague Plague takes many forms (it varies from year-to-year), but it mostly entails stuffy nose, coughing, trouble sleeping, throat soreness, and a general feeling of internal death. While used by many of the delegates after THIMUN, it is mostly used by the schools from the United States.

Kristin got the Hague Plague.

Trace missed a week of school after getting the Hague Plague.

Kaelie missed ten quizzes and three tests because of the Hague Plague.

by Soccergy February 10, 2020