by Ian Jackson December 11, 2003
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by Bhobby June 19, 2008
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A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
by Richard Slatcher July 25, 2008
Get the touch of a paedophile mug.1. He's a paedophile and should have his nuts cut off.
2. He's a convicted paedophile and as such will probably have his nuts cut off when he gets to prison.
2. He's a convicted paedophile and as such will probably have his nuts cut off when he gets to prison.
by urbankhaos May 17, 2003
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It's common in Britian to say Nonce
Definition: You
It's common in Britian to say Nonce
Definition: You
Person 1 Hey, why was Boris Johnson arrested?
Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.
Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!
Person 2 Why?
Person 3 I'm an offending paedophile - I noncd a kid!
Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.
Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!
Person 2 Why?
Person 3 I'm an offending paedophile - I noncd a kid!
by 6Kiddie Fiddler9 March 8, 2020
Get the paedophile mug.A person who goes fairly unnoticed, and blends in with the scenery. They don't stand out or draw attention.
by chameleon.candy December 7, 2009
Get the Pavement Artist mug.What happens when two people are walking towards each other on a pavement, but both try to go the same way to dodge each other. That is, one sidesteps to their own right and one sidesteps to their own left. Sometimes the move is repeated immediately after, with the dancers sidestepping in the opposite direction.
by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 18, 2004
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