patriot juice

Patriot juice is what makes smoke wagons start rollin'. The more juice your smokestack guzzles, the more hoo-rah points you earn!

The patriot juice is at 3.69 now! I am outraged winnifred, simply OUTRAGED!
We should frack in the bahamas for more patriot juice. 'Murica.
We can' t make our own patriot juice so we have to buy it. but it ours so it's still 'murican.

patriot juice by metarrio August 5, 2019

patriot bruise 

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.

"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."

patriot bruise by Al Benedict October 18, 2020

patriot way

The "Patriot Way" is a popular term used to describe the impressive levels of winning, accountability and team-first culture involving the New England Patriots franchise since head coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady came to the team in 2000.

If I see "Patriot Way" in a dictionary, I'm going to fucking gag.

patriot way by BlindWillieJohnson February 1, 2021

Patriot oaks Academy 

School with girls who are werid but different. Guys all want mullets and bowl cuts but that's okay and the teachers all like each other and try to pull devious licks. Most are emo some are vscos and the dean is crazy caca

lorelei: hey Josh did you know baka at patriot oaks Academy is for the teachers
Josh: yes I'd did

Patriot oaks Academy by sad piece of cheese September 18, 2021

Patriot fishing 

The social media tactic of putting out content that would make a MAGA patriots dick hard, but make it a little socialist/anti-capitalist

Q: Why did you quote AOC but credit Trump?
A: Patriot fishing- you know they won’t look up who came up with the idea as long as they think it comes from their cult leader and/or wrapped in an American flag

Patriot fishing by Iron jawed angel December 16, 2021

patriot by proxy

people who rep their supposed "home country" despite having only lived in a nation foreign to said country.

In spite of living in Canada his entire life, rapper Tom MacDonald is known for his MAGA-themed and American patriotic songs, and he may be considered a patriot by proxy because of this.

patriot by proxy by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025

Patriot Order / temple of sex with patriot

Is a com group parody of tob and scott order that cringe asf like what the hell is this.

Patriot Order / temple of sex with patriot sucks.

Patriot Order / temple of sex with patriot by Wikipedia, February 10, 2026