Definitions by metarrio
Satisassery
Neither giving a half assed effort or a full assed one for the best possible outcome.
The quantifiably perfect amount of assedness for the constraints of time, energy, and not being a Chad/Tyler.
People don't like asses, whether it's a smart ass, dumb ass, cheap ass, slow ass, sloppy ass, or kiss ass.
Endeavor to have the correct balance of asses so that you cannot be labeled and you will reach nirvana.
The quantifiably perfect amount of assedness for the constraints of time, energy, and not being a Chad/Tyler.
People don't like asses, whether it's a smart ass, dumb ass, cheap ass, slow ass, sloppy ass, or kiss ass.
Endeavor to have the correct balance of asses so that you cannot be labeled and you will reach nirvana.
"Good job Jim, the boss was happy, you did a good job, and didn't make us look like a bunch of asses, very Satisassery I'd say"
"I got a Satisassery grade of B on my essay today."
" You remembered the anniversary but forgot the flowers, with promises of a surprise that is even a surprise to you, and then you make good on making it up to her. A Satisassery result."
"I got a Satisassery grade of B on my essay today."
" You remembered the anniversary but forgot the flowers, with promises of a surprise that is even a surprise to you, and then you make good on making it up to her. A Satisassery result."
Satisassery by metarrio April 15, 2026
patriot juice
Patriot juice is what makes smoke wagons start rollin'. The more juice your smokestack guzzles, the more hoo-rah points you earn!
The patriot juice is at 3.69 now! I am outraged winnifred, simply OUTRAGED!
We should frack in the bahamas for more patriot juice. 'Murica.
We can' t make our own patriot juice so we have to buy it. but it ours so it's still 'murican.
We should frack in the bahamas for more patriot juice. 'Murica.
We can' t make our own patriot juice so we have to buy it. but it ours so it's still 'murican.
patriot juice by metarrio August 5, 2019