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Paedosaurus

A strange specimen of a man who resembles a dinosaur & performs socially unacceptable acts of a perverted nature to the Jurassic theme tune.
Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?

Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man
by Jurassic theme tune lover September 29, 2012
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Paedophile

A teacher that likes to take girls time and waste their breaks on talking about irrelevant things, and is also very sexually attracted to her and is usually an adult.

Take the hint sir?
Me: Omg my math teacher is such a paedophile.
Friend: No he isn't

*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.
by cheaterfinders April 20, 2019
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Hash Brown Paella

The delectable brunch invented in San Francisco combining both hash browns and paella. At its basic level, this delicacy is made the same way as the traditional paella, substituting the rice for hash browns. Add two eggs over-easy on top for the full effect.
Dan can cook up a mean hash brown paella, too bad Kelly has no clue.
by Dnml August 7, 2007
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paella

Ben Affleck left because J-Lo wouldn't give him any of that sweet paella.
by Claudio-B September 22, 2007
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paedophiles abusing urbandictionary

1 of 3 now notorious urbandictionary paedophiles:

author The Fury 13 is a paedophile,

author Judge dredd7 is a paedophile ,

author Deep blue 2012 is a paedophile

Find their definitions which promote CHILD HARM and have them deleted. EVERYONE, no matter their morality or amorality, conservative or progressive or anarchist, agrees that such MOSTROUS EVIL has no place here or existing anywhere else.
those are three of the most egregious- and prolific paedophiles abusing urbandictionary found so far
by kill paedophiles June 19, 2013
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Paed

Verb - to paed: to sexually abuse (a child)

Origin - paeophile: one who paeds
"That nonce is going to paed that kid up, no doubt"
by Dr Samuel Johnson June 9, 2009
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Paella Fest

When a predominently male-dominated social gathering (sausage fest) is resolved by the addition of more females. Named after a spanish rice dish containing both sausage and clams.
guy1: that party was all penis until the ladies showed up around 11
guy2: ...so then it was a paella fest.
by jodyOs July 7, 2009
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