Earth Noob

A highly technical geek who is completely oblivious to the world around him/her. Earth Noobs have considerable difficulty performing routine human activities such as: cooking, buying stylish clothes, combing their hair, speaking with the opposite sex, and generally being good at "real" life.

The earth noob had no problem in developing the new payroll database, but was unable to compile an unwrinkled matching outfit.

by Rasta O. Farian May 20, 2008

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Tom Nook

Fatass racoon who steals your money in animal crossing and has two nephews, Timmy and Tommy

Tom Nook is a total ass jack

by The car battery March 15, 2020

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noodles through a goose

Something moving very fast.
Chinese farmers feed a noodle with a string attached to a goose. It passes through the goose non-stop. Then they feed the noodle to the next goose...and the next...and so on. After the last goose, they tie the string to a stick. Then they can walk a string of geese to market.

That beer went through me like noodles through a goose.

by Cable Hills May 1, 2008

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noob shit

worse then a noob..noob shit... the most pathetic thing to be called on a game

noob shit gtfo

by wspu123 May 11, 2009

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nippy noodles

Cold.
Usually outside.
This slang comes from the book series "Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging" or "Confessions of Georgia Nicolson."

Its bloody nippy noodles out here!

by Kirby(: June 29, 2009

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Noody

The opposite of a Chad - typically in reference to a low testosterone, effeminate beta male with dyed hair and/or feminine accessories. Can also be used as a descriptor for the 'Incel' - another type of beta male often characterized by their poor hygiene (and appearance), misogyny, misanthropy, and mental illness. The word itself, 'Noody', is a variation of the English word 'Noddy', a stupid person or individual.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that pink-haired incel try hitting on that girl?"

Guy 2: "That was a guy? It looked like a woman with bad teeth to me."

Guy 1: "I know, right? What a Noody!"

by ANoddyMan March 10, 2022

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