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The reason for the strange name: Originally there was only Milton. The founders of Milton wanted a "Dry" town (No alcohol). So a large group of folks decided to move a few miles away and start their own town--with alcohol. They got other folks to move from Milton by offering them "free city water hookup". Voila!--Milton Freewater.
They later realized it was stupid to have two small towns and combined.
Years ago two drunk drug addicts wrote "Muddy Frogwater" on the road sign heading out of M-F. Now the town has adopted this as its slogan, and all the business have carved/painted frogs out front. There are few real frogs in M-F, and it ain't real muddy.
The reason for the strange name: Originally there was only Milton. The founders of Milton wanted a "Dry" town (No alcohol). So a large group of folks decided to move a few miles away and start their own town--with alcohol. They got other folks to move from Milton by offering them "free city water hookup". Voila!--Milton Freewater.
They later realized it was stupid to have two small towns and combined.
Years ago two drunk drug addicts wrote "Muddy Frogwater" on the road sign heading out of M-F. Now the town has adopted this as its slogan, and all the business have carved/painted frogs out front. There are few real frogs in M-F, and it ain't real muddy.
Joey says: "Hey, lets get out of Walla Walla and go to the Muddy Frogwater Festival in Milton Freewater tonight!"
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Get the mastoconcupissant mug.A village approx. 40 minutes outside of Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada -20 if you speed. Chipman, a nearby village is the arch nemesis of this awkward people group. Once known for its coal, Mintonians are now known for having a Tim Hortons coffee shop which rarely takes correct orders. Mintonians tend to have a slang and refer to their village as "minnow" except the select few who have become educated - most likely at their own accord. Minto is a cherished part of the maritimes. If your ever in the maritimes, why not come play in our coal mines! ;)
Minto, New Brunswick is a village approx. 40 minutes outside of Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada -20 if you speed. Chipman, a nearby village is the arch nemesis of this awkward people group. Once known for its coal, Mintonians are now known for having a Tim Hortons coffee shop which rarely takes correct orders. Mintonians tend to have a slang and refer to their village as "minnow" except the select few who have become educated - most likely at their own accord. Minto is a cherished part of the maritimes. If you're ever in the maritimes, why not come play in our coal mines! ;)
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