Methalepsy

Chronic condition affecting long-term veteran meth users who are unable to explain or accept that they have started to nod-off randomly (in a fashion more befitting heroin users) despite ingesting larger and larger amounts of methamphetamine.

I totally had a lame Craigslist parTy hookup last night, I thought we were in the clouds but when I went down on him he totally caught methalepsy and started snoring.

by Totsbrillzamaze March 10, 2014

intermediate meth face

Aka IMF. Some one who appears to be in transition from normal human face to full blown meth face. Usually the result of recent negative lifestyle choices including but not limited to meth use.

Dude what happened to Jenny? She looked good in high school but now she has intermediate meth face.

by Brokeninternets September 29, 2015

Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge!

Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.

Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?

by Help525600 October 18, 2020

Methadonia

The state of mind the drug Methadone puts you in. Methadonia is a replacement to the high that heroin or a fist full of pain killers will give you. The methadonia "high" is goverment controlled and each user documented and monitored. Methadone can be a cure or it can be a crutch depending on how the user wants to take advantage of it. Their are big differences in each patient of these programs. (The writer of this is a user or "patient" whatever you want to call me)

The orange or clear liquid i ingest every morning! Methadone takes me to the land of methadonia!

by Stephen Kantan February 6, 2006

Meth Baby

A teenager or young adult who exhibits strange or disturbing behaviors as a result of taking methylphenidates as a child to treat ADD or ADHD.

Person 1: Oh my god! Why is that guy rocking back and forth? Is he retarded?
Person 2: No, that's Steve, he's just a meth baby.

by SMarley March 4, 2008

meshy

How Sean Connery would describe a messy area.

Sean: Thish place is really meshy.

by Stephanoodle June 22, 2006

Methylepsy

Methlyepsy is a condition that causes meth users to develope narcolepsy due to sleep depravation. Methylepsy can also be attributed to malnourishment and exshaustion.
A Tweekosaurus-Rex or a Tweeker would commonly have Methylepsy.
Methylepsy goes hand in hand with Mathamphetamitis, Methylabotomy, Methaphylactic Shock.

"I've stayed up way, way, way too long! Now I've got Methylepsy!"

by JGSR July 13, 2006