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Maylon Millions

Maylon Millions is an American music artist he’s really caring and seems like he’s always positive.
Maylon millions is the goat
by Greatfanny November 23, 2021
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cuban mayonnaise

After a few doses of cuban mayonnaise, she decided to reevaluate the order of sexual operations.
by mastodon64 March 14, 2015
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Numbers mason

by LeafyBoi June 13, 2020
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Mason

this guy is a great all around person. he's funny, smart, and very kind. only unless you piss him off, then he'll go off on you like no tomorrow. he's strong as hell and he'll kick your ass if you mess with him, so you've been warned. he's still a great guy. he's kind of lazy though. he likes playing video games and hanging with his friends. he's easy to understand. he's trustful, and very bright, so you can trust him on advice. he's about an average body type with decent face. has great style, loves music, and hates school with a passion.
Wow that stylish gent over there is sure a Mason
by thisisnotmyname36 February 8, 2010
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mayonnaise sandwich

A food enjoyed in the ghettos of the Dirty South while growing up. It is made by spreading mayonnaise on one slice of white bread and then covering that slice with another. Often accompanied by some sugar water to wash it down.
by Dirty January 3, 2004
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hair mayonnaise

A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.
I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.
by PyroLogiK January 13, 2008
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mayonnaise mask

Face covered in male ejaculatory secretion. A facial.
I heard John gave his girlfriend a mayonnaise mask for valentines day.
by thisisfrusterating February 15, 2010
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