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Manletarian

A beta of all beta's. A person that is 5"6 and claims to be 5"11. Some are known for their extraordinary talent at short man sports excelling in bird watching, futsal and indoor soccer. Short man syndrome mask their low self esteem with heavy ego lifting at the gymnasium and using weightlifting belts to support their insignificant spine. With a body fat percentage higher than their percentage exam mark to get into Medicine school its no doubt manletarians are below midgets in life.
The 'manletarian' wept as an alpha entered the room and took the spotlight
by whisperingeye6969696969 October 19, 2016
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Manlet

a small man who has to use lines such as "Hi you are really beautiful and I would like to have sex with your ankles, can we do it please?" to get laid.

It has also been reported that manlets can die from eating a manwich. Their body cannot hand this amount of manly meat.
A man who is below 5'5" is a manlet. They even resemble a chode.
by A New Era April 15, 2007
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manlet

5'7" or smaller. Usually have Napoleonic syndrome.
That 5'5" manlet over their is trying to score with that score, but he is far too short to be taken seriousily. lolz
by Misc1111 November 10, 2007
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manlete

A man pretending to be a transgender to compete in female sporting events.
That manlete screwed all the real females out of their rightful victories .
by Fedup2019 August 12, 2019
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maleted

to be extremely drunk more than hammered but a mallet
julianne was soo maleted last night

thats why she passed out by the shitter
by scott ferrera April 1, 2007
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mablethorpe

a small town full of tramps and roadmen, added by a special school on the side
mablethorpe full of twats
by bigdosser69 October 24, 2020
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Phallic Mallet

1. A douche-bag alpha male.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.
"Oh fuck, look at that phallic mallet who just walked in with his retard friends, now all the bitches are gonna bounce and this place will be a sausage fested ghost town -- let's jet too before they get some Jager Bombs in them and start requesting AC/DC."
by G Laz! August 29, 2011
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