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Kitchen Hippie

A person, often a single woman, but can go either way, who's kitchen is kitted out with every possible manner of ecologically PC dish soaps, organic hoo ha, and sustainably harvested yadda yadda utensils but NOTHING one could actually construct a meal from.

A tell tale giveaway is if you open the fridge and find only probiotic something or other and condiments. Period.
She's such a Kitchen Hippie!!! I spent the weekend at her apartment and while I was excited to find 8 different and unopened varieties of virgin olive oils in her kitchen, I could not actually find enough ingredients to construct an omelet.
by DewayneEstes February 26, 2011
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kitchen-hitler

Someone who is amazing at chopping foods but can be very bossy! One can always defer to a kitchenhiemer
My mom can be a real kitchen-hitler sometimes
by Kitty goes meow May 15, 2016
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kitchen soup

When a bunch of hobos have an orgy in a car.
"Hey, you wanna join in on the kitchen soup happening down the street?"
by Giggity giggity, giggity goo January 21, 2017
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kitchen sleeper

This is someone who has sexual encounters in no other location other than kitchens. Often times they are wearing a giant egg costume (like that over easy omelet costumes on Halloween), while the other person is wearing a bacon costume. It does not matter what sex is wearing what costume, however. When they want to "spice it up" one wears a tabasco costume. Another version of kitchen sleeper can be seen in the image.
"Jack and Jill were kitchen sleepers, and they tried to get me to spice it up, but I didn't have the costume."
by Kitchen Sleeper February 16, 2018
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kitchen virgin

someone who doesnt know their way around a kitchen,usually makes tv dinners
"she had no idea how to baste a turkey,let alone stuff it.she is a kitchen virgin."
by schwarze katzen May 6, 2021
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Kitchen Bitch

A male who works and sells food from the prison kitchen.
Tonight's menu is garbage. Gonna get something better to eat from the Kitchen Bitch.
by Spookadeen December 9, 2021
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kitchen sink conlang

(noun)-A conlang(a constructed language), usually made by an amateur conlanger who thinks that they can make their own language more interesting by cramming it with as many rare and weird features that they can possibly find so that their language becomes more 'cool', 'unique' and 'non-Englishy', but ends up being so overly complicated and hard to understand that it just results in an unholy mess
Anthony(new to conlanging): Hey Bob, I made my own language for a world building project I'm doing!

Bob(unknowing of what's about to come): Oh cool, can you show it to me?

Anthony: It's a polysynthetic split-ergative strongly head initial Navajo-Basque-Mongolian inspired language with polypersonal agreement, 6 numbers singular, dual, trial, paucal, collective and plural, 69 grammatical cases, 13 different types of evidentiality such as visual, auditory, olfactory, gustatory, tactile, reportative, hearsay, folktale, book-read, guessed, made-up, someone-told-me-but-I-don't-remember-who and known-lie, 19 different genders, 15 different tenses like present, just-before, an-hour-ago, earlier-today, yesterday, the-day-before-yesterday, a-week-ago, before that, a-moment-later, an-hour-later, later-today, tomorrow, the-day-after-tomorrow, a week later, after that, 12 different tones, a base-60 numeral system, OVS word order, 100 different clicks, a voiced linguolabial trill, only voiceless vowels, seven voiceless pharyngeal trills, a CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCVCCCCCCCCCCCCC syllable structure, noun incorporation, twenty degrees of politeness, an abugida-logo-abjad hybrid writing system, and a word for every single rgb colour value. I made it to imitate how real languages work so that my fictional race of dog-headed creatures with dragon wings in my novel trilogy feels more realistic and alive.

Bob: Bruh that is literally the worst kitchen sink conlang I have ever seen
by Wormhole512729 March 17, 2023
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